Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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