I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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