i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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