party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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