I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
is it fun? or sober?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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