You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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