You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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