I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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