omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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