you mean i was at the winter classic?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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