Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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