He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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