I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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