Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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