She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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