that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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