Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dick very happy bro
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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