I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This baby is an asshole
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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