yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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