What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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