I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
