rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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