i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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