dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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