weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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