he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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