I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just want to make out with him forever
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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