Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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