just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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