Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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