Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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