North Korea, Best Korea!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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