I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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