Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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