That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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