we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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