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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.

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(305): View more from Florida

Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.

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(913): View more from Kansas

his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.

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(408): View more from California

He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.

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