Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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