She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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40s are totally the cure
Come share oat with me in your robe
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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