well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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