Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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