New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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