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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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