you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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