Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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