We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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