Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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