My underwear smells like fireworks.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just high enough for therapy.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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