I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
love makes seman taste better
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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