HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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