Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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