so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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