I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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