a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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