Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just gift wrapped bread.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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